Sunday, 9 October 2016

Potatoslayer1987
There is a legend that if you go to any grave and bring an irish potato and gravy.
Mash the potato and mix it with the gravy.spill it on a tombstone (also bring chicken if u want to summon his friend)
Neel and say the magical chant.
‘Subscribe to my channel’
(also it needs to be stormy night to make it more of a scary experience)
A fist will come out of the ground which will shatter the very floor benth u.
So just move out of the way or else it will shatter your nuts.
It happened to the last guy because he was in a rush.
Anyway back to summoning him.
He will arize from his casket.
Once he's done his word if wisdom
“I
PLAY
POKEMON
GO
EVERY DAY”
And leave u.
Because IM THE POTAOSLAYER1987.

GET DUNKED ON

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