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RIO I feel like I’m at a landfill the foul taste of the water send shivers down my spine. The sight of the ocean fills me with guilt. The sound of the ocean soothes me. It smells like rotten corpses. The guilt built up as I realized the ocean goes to 7 different continents. The debris is unbearable to look at. I don't know why I came outside (in my speedos). Just to complain about the rubbish, some of this is probably mine. Hey my bucket of KFC, I mean who threw a perfectly good bucket of KFC away. TO BE CONTINUED…

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The Adventures Of Cowaii& Hoodini

Once upon a time, there lived 3 obese cows. The mummy cow was called Kazumi the dad is called Yamato. They had a cute little calf called Cowaii.

But one night, they were all fast asleep, but…..an unknown stranger came into their home and kidnapped the mum and the  dad tried his best to defend themselves.But suddenly the cow-napper sprayed them with sleeping gas. He quickly sprinted into his cowmobile. suddenly, Cowaii woke up when he heard the truck accelerate, he also realized that his parents were missing, dun dun dun. ”Where are my parents?” He whimpered. He ran outside. He saw the cowmobile and his parents getting dragged away. He chased the cowmobile with all his might. But sadly he was too fat. He suddenly got an idea. “I shall go to my best friend Hoodini's house!” (Well it wasn’t really a house, it’s just a branch on a tree)

When he finally arrived at his friend's house he cried out “HOODINI! HELP MEH PLS!”

Hoodini and his grandparents came outside with agitated look on his face. “What the heck do you want!? Its 3 in the morning!”

“My parents have been kidnapped by an anonymous man!”

“What?!? We have to go save them

“But with what?”

“It have a hidden power suit in my secret  lair”

"Where is it " Cowaii hesitated.

"It's a secret" in a annoyed a voice.   

"Really" Hoodini said with a annoyed tone.    

"Take a left turn then take a right five times then break the top right branch"

"Thanks"

So off they went to find the power suit 24 hours later.

“Jezz I think that old owl lied to faces“

“No no he’s telling the truth”Cowwaii said.

finally they made it to their destination the 100 year old tree.

“Finally we're here now which branch did he say too brake”

Hoodini shouted “THE TOP RIGHT BRANCH!”  

Cowaii dashed to the branch and broke it off.

“Why didn’t it work?“ Cowwaii said.

“Bruh, you’re at the wrong tree”

“You could have told me that!” Cowaii yelled.

“Well anyways, i’m gonna break the real branch off…. ” Said Hoodini.

When he swooped to get the branch, he broke it off and a hole appeared in the tree. Hoodini and Cowwaii walked into the hole not knowing that it drops down onto a slide that goes into a pool.

“AHHHHHHHHHHH!cried hoodini

“WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO” laughed Cowaii.

Suddenly after their long fun/scary ride they fell into a glamorous pool.

“That was….AMAZING” said Cowaii.

“Are you kidding me? That was scary as a squid!” Hoodini exclaimed.

“Squids? Really? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL” Laughed Cowaii.

“Be quiet…. I think I hear someone coming” Hoodini whispered.

“What the...somethings touching my leg”

Hoodini and Cowaii look down and they see a squid.

“AHHHHH THERES A DERP FACED SQUID!” screamed Hoodini.

The squid popped its head out the water.

“Excuse me? You’re the derp face with your huge creepy eyes!” raged the squid. “What are you doing here anyways? And who are you?” asked the squid.

“We’re here for a suit of unlimited power,awesomeness and epicosity”

“Who sent you”said the squid

“An old owl”Hoodini squirmed With fear

“[Gasp] You mean my master sent you?”

“your Master?”they both with insync

“The old owl of wisdom”

Hoodini Said “where are the power suit?”

“why?”whispered The Squid

“My parents were cownapped” screamed

Cowwaii

[Gasp] “I will show you the suit room for you and your pet“ said the squid

“WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!” RAGED HOODINI

“there's no time to fight save it for later”cowaii quietly said

The Squid showed them the power suits.

“Here’s the powersuits hope you like them”

“wow”

For as they entered the room they found 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

(or over 9000)  power suits made of glittering diamond encrusted golden jewel.

“Oh meh gosh look at all this is going to be hard” Cowaii shouted with excitement

“Well hurry up you’re making the story too long, yes I broke the 4th wa-”

“Found one” shouted Cowaii

“Me too” Yelled Hoodini

The Squid says “Then go young ones, go find your family and save them your time here is now up”.
So Hoodini and Cowwaii flies away (which Cowwaii is still getting used to)                                                       

                                                      

After a little while they finally found the butcher's secret lair kendezvous

“Wow his lair is smaller than I expected,” Cowwaii said with disappointment         

“No you’re just not looking properly you just have to see it from a different angle” said Hoodini

“Hmmmm Aha I see a lever spot” Said Cowaii

[so they landed]

They pulled the lever and prepared for they weren’t ready for what was on the other side of the gate.

“Oh did you honestly think you could sneak in here and get away”!?

“Umm… yes” Hoodini laughed quietly

“HEY YOU’RE THE ONE WHO COWNAPPED MY PARENTS” Cowaii raged

”Well now I’ll finish you off even if you look super buff”

“Thank you…. anyways let’s finish this!!”

“Prepare to Die!”

“Ohh Coooww no”

As Cowaii ran up at him Hoodini came in for a swoop attack.

But the cownapper was too fast instead he dodged Hoodini so he would hit the floor and so cowaii could punch his friend’s beck.

“HEY YOU HIT THE WRONG THING!!!!”

“Sorry”

But while they weren't looking, Cownable was about to use a charged attack but hoodini pushed him out of the way.

“HOODINI NOOOO,You’ll pay for this” cried Cowaii

“Here 20$” laughed cownabile

“That won’t be enough to escape my rage” raged Cowaii

and with that he changed at him with all his strength.

“Oh my gosh where is this power coming from?!” Cownable thought to himself

                                             

Then there was a big explosion BOOMMMMM.        

It was so powerful it knocked both of them back right through the walls,

luckily Cowaii landed outside on the ground.

But the butchers fate was rotten.

luckily Cowaii is not a bad guy so he saved him.

“Why did you save me?”said the Cownable

“Because something you do is unforgivable but if I did it myself then I would just be as bad as you” Cowaii said

“Well thank you I will always be humble for as long as I live“

So Cowaii found his parents and took hoodini to the hospital so they lived happily ever after.

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